This is screaming photo-op (purplesky30) wrote in so_dorky,
This is screaming photo-op

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The ants go marching one by one......

My friend emailed me this list and I thought it was pretty funny soo I thought... "Why don't I post it here?"    I think it's funny... I hope you all do to.



1. Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not funny at all!

2. Yelling at me for barking.. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG YOU IDIOT!

3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out.  Exactly
whose walk is this anyway?

4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it!

5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.  Now you know why we chew
your stuff up when you're not home.

6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw.  You fooled a dog! Whoooo-
Hoooooo...what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when
I freak out every time we go back!

8. Getting upset when I sniff the legs of your guests.  Sorry, but
I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

9 . Dog sweaters.  Hello??  Haven't you noticed the fur?

10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself.  Sorry, I like it, and it's none of your business, anyway.

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